Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Wanted - Muscle Power

Christmas is over for another year but trouble lurks on the porch. I am desperately seeking someone who can separate the last two sections of the Christmas tree. No experience necessary but possibly desirable. Once stripped of its decoration the Christmas tree is supposed to return to its rather large box, for safe storage in the cubby. Sadly, I had not remembered that last year we had the same problem. It required considerable muscle power and great ingenuity to finally twist, turn and pull apart the last two stems. Since it it so big the tree lays in a dismal mound on the top of its enormous box on the porch just waiting for the right technique or scientific method to allow it to be re boxed. So far the saga is; three attempts with several different partners all urging the tree to relinquish its grip. Is there a secret message in its stubborn refusal to comply? Who is willing to be the next to try?

2 comments:

  1. Have you tried oil, maybe the spray on stuff that is not so messy?

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  2. Worth a try since nothing else has worked. The trick is that it is difficult to see when the join is under all of the ever so green plastic covering.

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